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"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"We're following Carrot Top."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

The One That Newton Missed

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'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"Crap. I overslept."

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

Off to a bad start.

Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

Chimp with mail-order anthill.

"Sorry about this. Some kids from the neighborhood flushed a cherry bomb down our sub-atomic particle accelerator."

Medical Journal. I edited the article on pulmonary treatments. Now I need to write an abstract summarizing it. Ah, making a lung story short.

I understand about the body parts, but did you have to put me in hand-me-down clothes?!

'Is the fire included?'

"Get back down here before you fall and hurt yourself"

Bacteria doing their anaerobic exercises.

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"