Comedic Evolution Fan Gifts

Apparently, Mr, Fradkin, evolution is a two-way street,

'The circle is complete!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Homo Zapiens

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Museum of Anthropology. Did Neanderthals carry backpacks?

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Boxers vs. Briefs

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Evolution

No wonder kickboxing seems so hard.

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

"He's standing upright and using a mobile phone. I think our evolution has begun."

'You wish, Timmy.'

"It would be nice to evolve into something that can scratch it's own back..."

'Is the fire included?'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Any luck"

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

Gatorade!