Tech Transformation Observer Gifts

Then - 'It feels so odd talking to a disembodied voice.' Now - 'It's so nice to actually speak to a human being.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Turning 'Raw Hype' Into 'Pure Hype'

Irony: Then and Now

'Sorry for calling them 'graphics', Mr. Burke. I meant the 'colored pictures'.'

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

"My job as a homing pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS."

'Before you come in for the interview, you might want to check our website.'

Call Your Mother- $2.00

3D HD TV

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

Skinny P. monitors the compliance of social media standards.

"Even this wouldn't have been enough to keep the youth from their smartphones."

Annals of Technology: The first crude drinking straws appeared in ancient Egypt around 1200 B.C.

Watching astronauts from home

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Google glasses, I remember those. I wonder why they never caught on?"

'Ever feel like the screens get bigger but the entertainment doesn't?'

'Yeah, but I was a disgusting bum before it was fashionable to be a disgusting bum!'

The Six State Solution

"Our capital investment budget wouldn't stretch to replacing you with a proper good robot."

Some Google Guy Wants to De-emphasize Empathy

Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life

"You say I need to start using a slower speed?"

Vice President for Obsolescence

Weight Loss Clinic: "Would you like to see some before and after shots?"

"Thanks for holding... have you been waiting long?"

"Who's the new guy?"

'He's a man of few words. He doesn't even use all his Twitter characters.'

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