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'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Gen-Next Library

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

What's an Imax cave?

'Bring out yer books!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

City Marathon.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."