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'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

City Marathon.

'Bring out yer books!'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'Let us pray...'