Internet Culture Admirer T-Shirts

I prefer PayPal.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Twitter is back! Hurry, hurry, get yer free speech here!"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

'Twitter for goldfish.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Twitter that!

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"I was punctuating sentences long before you guys came along!"

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'Before each of you is a video camera. In the event I do something that could go viral...'

'Let's put it this way, your Billy is the only kid in class without his own website,,,'

Sun Worshipers

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"The Little Dutch Boy, 2024"

"He's just discovered that out 450,000 blog rebuttal campaign was directed against a 12 year old in Swindon using his mums computer."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

Facebook/Meta

"Come on, let's get a selfie and post it online before we fight to the death..."

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

Dearest Eleanor, as our country fights this great battle of brother against brother, my sincerest hope is that future controversies will be resolved not with bloodshed but with sarcasm and aimless yelling on an invisible network of networks.

Big book of memes