Brand Admirer Gifts

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

If nobody had invented graphics

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Early Colour TV

'We've re-branded.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

First Prize!

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Fashion Mistake.

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

We're polishing our brand.

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

"My husband's in advertising."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

'But what do you sell?'

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.