Brand Admirer Gifts

"Any one of these will make the company even richer."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

If nobody had invented graphics

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Early Colour TV

'We've re-branded.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

First Prize!

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

"We’d like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand for a handbag."

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

"I believe in consistent branding."

"Sir, our hood ornament is slowing us down."

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

'But what do you sell?'

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Fashion Mistake.

We're polishing our brand.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"My husband's in advertising."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'

"Say what you will about Donald Trump, he's one helluva negotiator."

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

Creating a powerful personal brand for social networking success.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"