Gaming Wizard Gifts

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Natural Disasters

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

'Boat Launch'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"When did this game get started?"

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

"It's baaaack!"

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

The Water Diviner

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

Basketball net above the garage door.

Dice Cubes

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Herd Nerds.

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

'We're de-salting water?'