Gaming Wizard Prints

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Natural Disasters

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'You can't come in here with that.'

"Here's a request from someone who'd like to hear something in tune for a change. Oh, we have a comedian out there, I see."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"When did this game get started?"

'Boat Launch'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"Lady here wants to put £5 on Cambridge 'Each way'!"

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

Paul Gilbert.

"It's baaaack!"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

'Listen to this: Each drop of water we drink may have once been in a glacier, Attila the Hun's stew, Mike Tyson's sweat, Liberace's bathwater, drool from a...'

He crash tests software.

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Ha! OK Eddie. You owe me 50 bucks!'

"Sparkling, Still, or Gushing?"

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

The Water Diviner

'We don't take bets on non-finishers.'

Two hoses, one labeled 'H2' and the other '0'.

Dice Cubes

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

Herd Nerds.