Basketball Wizard Prints

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

Basketball net above the garage door.

Natural Disasters

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I found this sales plan from 1977 ...'

"When did this game get started?"

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"It's baaaack!"

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'This model even has a sports car on board.'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

"Kazakov is employing the rare 'Mr. Castle and Horsey go on an adventure' defense."

Rafael Nadal

'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

"Would you mind not reading ahead, Bert? We don't get to the happy ending until the third quarter sales figures!"

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

Chster K. Crimpknuckle, the undisputed King of stepladder salesmen.

Larry knew how to close a sale.

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.

'My coach likes me to hit a few balls for her to warm up.'

'Shh...I'm counting cards. I think there's 52.'

Two kilt-wearing Scotsmen

Wilderness Pinball

'Wow, this is a lot better!'

Fantasy Football League.

Salesman Sells His Own Clothes To Customer

"They claim he's so good, he could get people to bid on roadkill."