Sporting Wizard Prints

"When did this game get started?"

Natural Disasters

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'And with this one I scored 138 not out...every one off the edge.'

UBLIC RELATIONS IN CASE OF EMERGENCY BREAK GLASS

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

"Now the first thing you have to do is to get a client's attention."

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Body Building Mishap

"Oh god, here she comes again, insisting she's helping."

"I didn't think much of the plot, but I like the product placement."

"I was thinking, maybe karate isn't for me. Tio Ruben was a golden glove boxer. Maybe I can take up boxing! You don't know anything about boxing, do you, Tia Carmen?"

Marketing in the Anthropocene Era: "Hey, it's basically just another branding challenge. How do we make the looming possibility of human extinction sexy?"

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

I'm sorry - could you run that past me again?

"Eddie, remember, if at first you don't succeed, then call it 'investing for the long-term.''

P.R. Hell: Abandon all hype, ye who enter here.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Basketball net above the garage door.

"He used to be in advertising"

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

'She's a good coach, and the kids seem to like her. But I still think someone should at least run a background check.'

'Well, no, I can't seem to find a rule forbidding this, but I still don't think it's legal.'

Violinist on skis

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

"In my experience, telling a kid 'without an education you can't get a job', almost never works. But, 'without an education you can;t get a job to get money to buy new sneakers and C.D.s,' works every time."

Fantasy Football League.

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