Video Gaming Whiz Gifts

"Sounds like a real game changer."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

Kitchen Tetris

Nerd tryouts.

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'My dog ate my computer.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

I've always been slower than computers...

"What's that you're reading?"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Kevin had a computer virus.

'Hey, everyone! Guess who forgot his password?'

Lockdown Brain

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"