Online Gaming Wizards Pillows

When the breeder sold Steve ‘a great game dog,' he didn't mention that the dog's great game was on-line poker.

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

'31 years in graphic design eh, so I shouldn't be surprised you've retouched your photo on your CV.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"Oh well, I'm off the see the orthopedist."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"Right! It's a heart op, neurosurgery and counselling. And I'll have the Wiz"

'Why don't we try a renegotiated buyout offer before we go with the Plague of Rabid Bats thing.'

"It's baaaack!"

"It's got my current Wordle winning streak on it."

"The magic's still there, but the sex is terrible."

"If only you could do this in real life..."

Net Bubbie

'Oh Great Oz, know of any openings in the marketing field?'

'No way can I guard this guy! He's playing like he's possessed!'

"I see the Wizard gave you a brain. That may make you over qualified to work here."

The limits of power

"And then one day I realized I'm just gonna have to settle for liquid courage."

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Herd Nerds.

"I'd like something home reared, then meat for the lion, well done, no blood understand? The scarecrow has a seed intolerance and that guy over will eat anything out of a tin."

Dorothy and the singles bar