Online Gaming Strategist Pillows

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Obsession with the Internet.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Target your message

Tic-tac-toe

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Tetris Rejects

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

A Rifle Competition in the North

Existential Risk

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Rubik's ice cube.