Online Gaming Strategist Pillows

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Obsession with the Internet.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

'I don't like to take chances.'

Personal conker trainer.

Hockey Season.

Sales - "Any other suggestion besides getting a bigger chart?"

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Existential Risk

Tetris Rejects

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Rugby - Interesting line-out tactics.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

The Use of Cavalry

Rubik's ice cube.