Online Strategists Pillows

'This is Thompson, he'll be getting your tea department online and working on it's global brand.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Eldrow

"I can always tell when Philip is working on family finances. A 'cursor' appears on both sides of the computer screen."

Obsession with the Internet.

'Our problem is how to lower quality while raising prices...'

Target your customer.

Personal conker trainer.

"Now I'll demonstrate how, with a minimum of capital investment, you can make a mountain out of a molehill!"

Hockey Season.

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'What kind of a mission statement is that?'

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

Maybe it's now time to review our customer care strategy!"

Game changing

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Business Target

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

Tic-tac-toe

"It's not bulls**t if we call it strategy."

'Don't look now, but I think we're being followed.'

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'We're well positioned, but we lack leadership.'

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'