Video Game Wizard Pillows

'Go to bed? -- but I'm the webmaster!'

'I don't understand parents. They yell at us to be quiet and when we are, they think we're up to no good.'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

You can't sit around all day, it's bad for you. Let's go and throw around a Frisbee.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Herd Nerds.

'I was working on little Billy's ant-farm, but lately, he's been more interested in computer games...'

"What I should have done during vacation besides watching video games. . ."

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"You're going to hate yourself."

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'You can't come in here with that.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"I don't believe in egrets."

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'Here comes the 64-bit local bus.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Tech support...can I help you!

"Making us more mobile friendly didn't mean letting the general public use our car park, Smithers."

"Waiter! - May I have a doggie bag please. . ?"

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"When did this game get started?"

'The chechako sparged rhamnose into his yerba.'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Body Building Mishap

'Boat Launch'

'Caroline goes to her crossword compiling class on Thursdays.'

Error 202: The cursor has left the screen.

'My app just ate your widget.'