War Games Pillows

Last man standing?

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'We'll just run it past the ethics committee, and we'll be on our way.'

"G 8"

Navy games.

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'

The gaming world.

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

'Gentlemen, the fate of the free world depends on us getting more little toy tanks and ships!'

Catapult.

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Cyber War

"Back in my day, 'Call of Duty' wasn't a game."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

Can You Spot the Differences?

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

'How about a game of cards?'

Alternative fielding positions

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Check your universal remote control at the door.