War Game Player Pillows

Their army brought the same gift. This is awkward.

'Gentlemen, the fate of the free world depends on us getting more little toy tanks and ships!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Marco ..."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Spot the fur ball.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

John McCain, pre-RIP

Don't Worry, Joe, about Afghanistan

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Silly sausages

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

'I found it on Craig's List.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"We shall now commence throwing money at the problem."

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'