War Game Player Mugs

'Gentlemen, the fate of the free world depends on us getting more little toy tanks and ships!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"Marco ..."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Bush and his exit 'strategery'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

Spot the fur ball.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Silly sausages

'I found it on Craig's List.'

'Aaar! Walk the person planked on the plank!'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"We shall now commence throwing money at the problem."

"It's from Private Ryan...Wish you were here."

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

'Why do you always get to be the tanks?'