Concentration Conquerors Mugs

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Why am I running?

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Crop duster wanted.

Supermarket Merge

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Access Denied!

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

CEO's office in a safe.

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'