Concentration Conquerors Mugs

Psychology: Module 1 . . . . Attention span.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Why am I running?

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Crop duster wanted.

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

Minister Starts at a New Church

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

Access Denied!

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

CEO's office in a safe.

'You don't mind distractions as much as me, so I didn't think you'd mind if my kids played in your office today.'

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'I've had tight deadlines, if that's what you mean by performing well under pressure.'

'I'm too big for 'Goodnight Moon,' Daddy. Tell the story about that business deal where you crushed the little guys.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"I've finally learned not to measure my worth by how many employees I have."