Capitalism Crusader Gifts

Globalization.

"As far as I'm concerned, they can do what they want with the minimum wage, just as long as they keep their hands off the maximum wage."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Bureau of Power to the People

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Not The Real Me

Super-Mario Draghi

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'