Capitalism Crusader Mugs

Globalization.

"As far as I'm concerned, they can do what they want with the minimum wage, just as long as they keep their hands off the maximum wage."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.

Bureau of Power to the People

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Union organizer in a hostile workplace. . .

Super-Mario Draghi

Not The Real Me

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'