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Poor man and rich man

'To me, Sims, money is just the means to a higher-end...to make more money.'

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Keyworker

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Everyone, please welcome our new VP of being promoted and paid lots more than you for no apparent reason!"

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'There he goes, the bravest M&A knight that our kingdom has ever known.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Risky, but I like it!'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'This is the last time we post job openings,'

Production: Urgent, Rush, Super Rush.

'I have a typical nine to five job. It's enough work for nine people and I'm treated like a five year old.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Welcome Ghost.

'I didn't realize we'd employed a cyber bully in you, Miss Tweedy.'

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'Give it to me straight, Mr. Erskine. Is there a downside to unmitigated greed?'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

Vigilante Dog

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

He calls it 'delegating authority' I call it 'passing the buck'

Euro parachute is not keeping Europe aloft.