Tax Tactician Prints

"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."

'What was your entry, 'Rob Peter to Pay Paul all about?'

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."

'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'It's driving me crazy. I keep having this recurring dream about discovering a terrific tax gimmick and then I wake up before it's revealed to me.'

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'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

"When the IRS sees your deductions they'll get a good laugh!"

IRS battling CPAs.

"When I go, I plan on taking at least two of my goddam estate-tax lawyers with me."

"He's hit, and he's hurt. Now we'll follow his audit trial and finish him off."

'Speculation, speculation, speculation!'

Are you rich enough for tax loopholes?

'While I'm here for my audit, could I interest you in some tax free municipal bonds?'

'Evasion is such an ugly term - we prefer to call it lunch bill 'planning'.'

Tax Loophole: Putting Everything in the dog's name.

"If Congress passes the new GOP tax plan we won't have to sell the farm to pay the death tax...!"

"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."

"A penny, excluding VAT, for your thoughts, JB?"

'Two jobs? -- Oh, the greedy type, eh?'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

Death and Taxes

"Well, Santa, considering the back taxes you owe, it appears your spirit of giving doesn't extend year round."

'You have cheated on your income tax and you're going to have to pay the penalty. Sorry Dad.'

"We've soaked 'sin' to the limit. How a bout a 'virtue' tax?"

"No, my boy, we don't pay taxes. That allows us to spend lavishly and stimulate the economy."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

The fine balance of tax cuts and increases.

Tax dodge computer game

"You ain't worried 'bout the consarned revenuers?"

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IRS, 'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

'You say you've got plenty of nothing? Well, we think plenty of ANYTHING is worth taxing!'