Tax Tacticians Prints

Grim Reaper at the Internal Revenue Service

Inland Revenue visiting the moonlight company.

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"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

Offshore tax havens.

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'Keep a lid on it!'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."