Tax Tacticians Prints

Grim Reaper at the Internal Revenue Service

Inland Revenue visiting the moonlight company.

IRSSSSSSS

"And would you like to continue paying no taxes at the 15, 10 or 20% rate?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"So, you want your owners to write you off and treat you more like their kid?"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

"My MP ensured that there are laws which allow me to evade taxes legally. We both end up winning!"

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Offshore tax havens.

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

If this carries on we're going to lose all our tax losses.

"You know what I hate about getting older? I don't have the reflexes to dodge taxes like I used to."

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"It's written in invisible ink."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."

'Keep a lid on it!'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'