Tariff Tactician Gifts

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariff wars"

"It's written in invisible ink."

Making Farm Foreclosures Great Again

Trump's Impact on Economic Stability

"So that's a 'no'. . .?"

The president's men

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

US and the EU

Tariff Wars

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

"Tariffs"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'I've got the world by the tail. How much is this going to set me back?'

"I'll match donations when you match my tax payments."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"That was a rumor day."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Human males marking territory.

Osbourne plans for another 'Giveaway' Budget

'The Buck (after taxes) Stops Here.'

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

'Well, well. You made more money last year than you did the year before -- You people never learn, do you?'

"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."