Trade Treaty Tactician Mugs

US and the EU

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Tariff Wars

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Tariffs"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Football.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"That was a rumor day."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

Human males marking territory.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"It's written in invisible ink."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

"Whither NATO?"