Job Interview Tactician Gifts

Employed Perfume: For that 'Just Hired' smell.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"Your interest in the salary makes me wonder how 'self-motivated' you really are."

PERSONNEL, 'Any awards or honors OTHER than being the valedictorian of your remedial class?'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"Able to take flak - I like that!"

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

'I require an enormous salary or I begin to doubt myself.'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Next!"

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'Try aiming for the wall - maybe then you'll hit the target!'

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

"No self-aggrandizement anywhere. And you call yourself an applicant?"

'I'm suing my way through law school.'