Table Game Strategist Gifts

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Funky Facts: Football.

Sweep the board.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Personal conker trainer.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

Hockey Season.

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Tic-tac-toe

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

An infinity pool table

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Target your message

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Play any other position besides Monday morning quarterback?'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Existential Risk

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Meetings and Conventions - Warfare

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."