Chessboard Strategist Gifts

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Putin and Zelensky

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

The First Annual Game Show Week.

Funky Facts: Football.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Game of checkers? Okay, but I'm watching every move you make."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

Gaah! You sank my longship!