Chessboard Strategist Gifts

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

"You're going to hate yourself."

Putin and Zelensky

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Funky Facts: Football.

Sweep the board.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

'She'll never look for me here.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

Pessimists v Optimists.

'I am constantly diversifying my toy portfolio.'

Gaah! You sank my longship!

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Well %$@#(&!! is not a banned word in the &%Xsing UK!"

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."