Chess Strategists Pillows

"He started with the gunslinger opening, but quickly ran into the posse defense."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Sweep the board.

Funky Facts: Football.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Target your message

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

"Sometimes we all feel like we've been tossed. You just have to roll with it."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.

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