Sports Tactic Geek Prints

STRIP Woman cyclists wins race

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Deregulated Baseball

Good poetry & Winning teams

"'Just a drive and a putt' you said. This is going to have to be one hell of a putt, Fred!"

"Try caressing the ball with your bat."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

'I like that guy. He gets a splitting headache, but instead of quitting, he calls time out, the athletic trainer tapes him up, and he gets right back in the game.'

Julen Lopetegui Agote

'The new Hawkeye proves a hit with most of the crowd at Wimbledon.'

"When you get back out there, I want you to make him think you're losing."

Coach of basketball club sitting in his office with papers he has thrown all round the waste bin.

"Why study Latin? I guess so we'll know what Super Bowl game we're watching."

'Now what we have to remember is this is a game of four quarters.'

How to win before the match begins

"I just got back from my plastic surgery consultation. The surgeon is also a football coach in his free time."

"Okay, seriously guys, who's not wearing deodorant?!"

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Can you teach us a move that can't be parried?'

Short basketball player pulls down the shorts of the tall basketball player to prevent him scoring

When retaliating it is best to do it before they attack.

The rain washes the colour out of a ref's cards.