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Hector Berlioz

Lennon and McCartney.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'Play it again, Sam.'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Quartet.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

Didgeridoo

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Joe Henry

King of Music.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

I love Harmonica

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

Cellist