Piano Exam Preparation Gifts

'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

Four children playing the flute.

Piano Recital

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Piano Keyboard

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Grade 2 Cellist

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Fun (circa 1955)

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Romantic Duet

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

Computer Music

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"You're welcome."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Around the piano

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Elton John

'I'd rather be playing football.'

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"Tip my boy."