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'Which piece are you going to play?' - 'The Minute Waltz' - '1 minute 9 seconds. Fail.' - 'Damn you, Chopin!'

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

Four children playing the flute.

Piano Recital

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Grade 2 Cellist

Piano Keyboard

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Fun (circa 1955)

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Romantic Duet

Sonata for Piano and Dog

'Ugh Not Again!'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Music at Home Pt. 1

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Computer Music

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Piano Prompt

"Tip my boy."

Col Pugno

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

"You're welcome."

Around the piano

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"