Jazz Pianist Mugs

Jacques Loussier.

Louis Armstrong

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Concert Pianist.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Allegro con molto espresso

Grand. Baby Grand. Toddler Grand. Teen Grand.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Piano Recital

Jazz is Invented

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Radiator jazz player

Saxophone Player.

Chano Pozo,

Dynamite little combo

Frederic Chopin

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Bryan Ferry

Piano Keyboard

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

A baby playing on a grand piano