Piano Bar Enthusiast Pillows

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Fun (circa 1955)

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Louise Farrenc

Music at Home Pt. 1

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Sergei Taneyev

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Around the piano

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"Thank you, Sir."

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.