Piano Bar Enthusiast Prints

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Fun (circa 1955)

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

A lady playing piano and a man talking to her

"Here's something for all you animal lovers out there..."

Serenading

'Ugh Not Again!'

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Louise Farrenc

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Sergei Taneyev

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Look Clara, I'm telling you for the last time, it's not me who's crazy. It's Eusebius.'

Ostrich Bar

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Elton John

"You're welcome."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

Dave Brubeck

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"