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"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

The Death Of Venus

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

Music at Home Pt. 1

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Cesar Franck

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Around the piano

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Raw Piano Bar

"You're welcome."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Edvard Grieg.

A grand piano bbq

"Thank you, Sir."

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Camille Saint-Saens