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"Lemme tell you how I feel about high blood pressure, Mr. McGuinn."

Girl to boy, 'Mom says don't play it again, Sam.'

Frederic Chopin

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

The Death Of Venus

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Ugh Not Again!'

Robert Schumann

Man plays the piano with two Octopus.

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

Music at Home Pt. 1

Elton John

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

Cesar Franck

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Cocktail Piano Bar.

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Around the piano

"You're welcome."

A grand piano bbq

Little Richard

"Thank you, Sir."

Raw Piano Bar

Elton John

Edvard Grieg.

Beethoven's 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and Fifth.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'