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'One medium Gazelle with extra toppings.$11.95 thanks.'

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He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Menu Dating

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Do-It-Yourself. Do-it-yourself-With-Good-Friends-and-Pizza-and-A-Few-Beers.

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Stupid Microwave

I told you I got us the best table in the house. Pizza.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'Your pizza will be out in a few minutes. Tony's looking for a ladder to get it off the ceiling.'

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Let's send out for pizza..'