Pizza Prankster Mugs

"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."

Fine, next time we'll only get banana on half. Pizza.

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

'Instead of hunting tonight, how about ordering a pizza and eating the delivery man when he comes?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'You heard right - a large pizza, half pepperoni, half mice.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Beach con-man.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."