Pasta Prankster Pillows

"For God's sake, how long's that been there?"

'Sorry about that, sir.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

'That's not how you test kittens. You're thinking of spaghetti!'

Spaghetti Toilet

'Jeff had to admit, there was definitely a knack to eating spaghetti.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"More helium."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'