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"For God's sake, how long's that been there?"

'Sorry about that, sir.'

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

'That's not how you test kittens. You're thinking of spaghetti!'

Spaghetti Toilet

'Jeff had to admit, there was definitely a knack to eating spaghetti.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"More helium."

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

All you can eat chicken $3.95: "Cooked is 20 dollars extra."

Doughnut Criminals

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'No, there isn't any shrimp in the 'Shrimp Surprise' -- It's just called that because it's not all that surprising.'

"Tell me, is a single spaghetti a spaghetus or what?"

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

Stock Cube Crossing

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

Noodle exchange program.

'Macaroni and cheese, three nights in a row?... That's justifiable homicide in my book!'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'