Palate Prankster Pillows

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Bubble Gum Farms.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"More helium."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Nice Touch!'

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

Clandestine Cuisine

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

'Give me a size 12 please.'

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

It's not a fortune - it's a list of food code violations at the Chinese restaurant next door.