Palate Prankster Mugs

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Do-it-yourself sushi bar serves live fish to customer.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

"I'm not trying to freak you out, but your eel roll is moving."

"More helium."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Doughnut Criminals

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'You ordered the stuffed sea bass, didn't you?'

'Nice Touch!'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

Pizza Exam: 'Just deliver it around the back of 'B' block. The money will be by the window. . .'

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

Clandestine Cuisine

"I've made my new spaghetti dish."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

'Give me a size 12 please.'

Winter lunch.