Pizza Pranksters Pillows

"Well, Jester... The king laughed at even your cheekiest jokes but covering his pizza with pineapple was way too much!"

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

ABC Diapers. Comfy Tushy Diapers. Now 3 times more absorbent! Note to self: Drink 4 times more juice.

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Tartar sauce.

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

Back to the Holidays

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"I think we both know who did it...."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."