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"Well, Jester... The king laughed at even your cheekiest jokes but covering his pizza with pineapple was way too much!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'Well you asked for Al dente.'

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

Tartar sauce.

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

Back to the Holidays

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"You ghosts are pretty cool. I wish I could be more like you..."

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Children in a Nursery.

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'