Pie Dreamer Pillows

"Out there somewhere,there's a pie with my name on it."

Pipe Dream.

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Give quiche a chance!

Pie Filling Reader

Husband bakes a pie

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

Organ Player

Big Football

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Mount Everest.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Secret Family Recipes

We are here!

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

"This position may call for some occasional plumbing."

Pie

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"There'll e no wishes for you - you rubbed me the wrong way."

Lighting a Pipe

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'Your dinner met with the plumber's approval.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."