Pie Throwing Champion Pillows

Clown foreplay.

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

Non-Humble Pie.

Husband bakes a pie

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

A=Pi r 2, 'All this stuff about 'pie are square' makes me HUNGRY!'

'Yeah we found it, hey Ichabod, remember that jack o' lantern somebody left at table two this morning? Where is it?'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Mom's Diner: Apple Pie Filling.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Fat Man Viewing Pie Chart Thinks About Real Pie

Mr. Bubbles was beginning to regret sending his son off to clown college. 'Is that what they teach you, up at that fancy school of yours?!'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

Yes, you are speaking to Grandma.

"Welcome to the neighbourhood. I hope you like savory pies."

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."