Pie Plotter Gifts

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Give quiche a chance!

Why Cows Leave Home

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Husband bakes a pie

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Secret Family Recipes

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

Christmas escape plan

And they laughed happily ever after...

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

"We have a job for you. . .in the crust station."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Pie

Clown throwing pies at birds in the park.