Pie Plotter Mugs

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Give quiche a chance!

Why Cows Leave Home

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Husband bakes a pie

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"Cut down on the custard pies."

"To help illustrate our sales plan I have created a pie chart."

Businessman dreaming of pie charts when he sees a pizza.

"These are 'small bucks,' Josh. You have to work here a long time to get the 'big bucks'."

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Paul exhibits a classic symptom of Attention-Surplus Disorder.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

If you want to spend more time with your family, fill out a job application like the rest of us!'

Secret Family Recipes

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

Christmas escape plan

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

'You always go that extra mile, don't you Molly.'

"I'm not a kid anymore, mom. I can hit myself in the face with a pie by myself."

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

"We have a job for you. . .in the crust station."

Pie

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."